April has spent the last two years of high school in a relationship with Nick—from first frantic make-out session to final tear-stained breakup. In the aimless summer between graduation and college, the newly single April mends her heartbreak by striking up an unexpected friendship with an unlikely candidate: Nick’s new girlfriend, Clara.
在高中最后两年时光里,April和同学Nick谈了场轰轰烈烈的恋爱,然后他们突然分手了。在大学开始前这个无所事事的夏天,April认识了一位新的朋友,Clara,借此来抚慰她受伤的心灵。可万万没想到的是,这个新的朋友,正是Nick新交的女朋友。
初来乍到的英国人盖瑞(卡洛斯·欧德利 Carlos Ottery 饰)在三里屯刚落下脚,便迫不及待地想要大干一场,实现他的“中国梦”。然而在北京人生地不熟的他却在寻求投资的路上处处碰壁。正在盖瑞一筹莫展之际,一个自诩中国通的澳洲人福来克(阿福)(克里斯·楼顿 Christopher Loton 饰),帮他谋了份教英文的差事糊口。同时,福来克还毛遂自荐地当上了盖瑞的军师,为他指点迷津。与此同时,盖瑞呆在中国的真正目的也渐渐浮出水面,他要追回离他而去的前妻,海归“王琳”(爱万 饰)和他们的儿子强尼……
范•维尔德(瑞恩•雷诺兹 Ryan Reynolds 饰)迎来了他在库立吉学院的第七个新学年,这位留级之王是学院内的活跃人物,不定期拥有社团会长、校园运动发起者以及篮球社中场精神教父等多重身份。来自印度的交换生泰吉(卡尔•潘 Kal Penn 饰)羡慕美国学生的生活,于是投奔维尔德做了他的助理。维尔德的父亲不堪忍受儿子的不长进,毅然中断了对他的资助,原本风光的维尔德此时不得不为了两万美元分期交付的学费发愁。校刊记者葛文(塔拉•雷德 Tara Reid 饰)对维尔德大有兴趣,贴身采访撰写关于他的报道,困窘中的维尔德偶然接到有偿帮助组织舞会的要求,自此开始从事舞会经纪人以补贴学费,葛文的报道令维尔德声名鹊起,而两人的关系也越发密切,这激起了葛文男友的愤怒,他计划向维尔德发起报复……
巴里(帕特里克·威尔森 Patrick Wilson 饰)是朋友圈里出了名的花花公子,他整日里无所事事游手好闲,并且对自己糜烂的现状感到十分满意,丝毫没有任何的悔改之意和进取之心。然而,让巴里没有想到的是,自己竟然在一场意外之中失去了他的睾丸,这也就意味着,他将彻底告别灯红酒绿的花花公子式生活,亦再也不可能做一名父亲了。
尚未从蛋碎的阴影下完全走出,巴里又陷入了另一个麻烦之中。一位名叫金吉尔(朱迪·格雷尔 Judy Greer 饰)的女士对他提起了诉讼,只因为她的腹中怀上了巴里的孩子。可是别说孩子了,巴里甚至对金吉尔没有任何印象,这个敏感而又神经质的女人绝对不是他会喜欢的类型。
韦恩(麦克?梅尔斯 Mike Myers 饰)与好友加思(达纳?卡维 Dana Carvey 饰)定期在地下室里和朋友们制作一档展示各种惊奇发明的节目“韦恩的世界”,节目风格怪诞风趣,令他们在当地年轻人之中颇受欢迎。电视制片兼导演本杰明偶然看到了一期韦恩展示吸尘器理发的节目,认为这对儿组合会颇具收视市场,随即开始运作使韦恩、加思登上大银屏。与此同时,韦恩在一次演出中偶遇生于九龙的女歌手卡珊德拉,并为其深深着迷。韦恩与加思的组合顺利签约本杰明,但是合同的约束很快令二人反感,投资方老板的出镜更是让韦恩无法忍受,另一方面,卡珊德拉却为本杰明提供的表演机会而跃跃欲试,与韦恩的关系眼看难以维系……
在同事的眼里,露西(蕾妮·泽尔维格 Renée Zellweger 饰)是一个做事雷厉风行的女强人,同时,也是一个可以为了达到自己的目的而不择手段的贱人。在露西的眼里,所有的一切都不重要,包括糟糕的人际关系和贫瘠的感情生活,只要能在工作上顺风顺水,她就能够心安理得的享受生活。一次外派中,露西被送到了位于明尼苏达州的一个小镇,虽然露西并不愿意摊上这份“苦差事”,可是一想到能将此次外派当做升职的跳板,一切的艰难险阻都不成问题了。
刚开始,小镇上的一切都让露西感到寡然无味,但随着时间的推移,她发现让她无法忍受的一切竟然渐渐变得可爱起来。并且,在这里,露西遇到了名叫泰德(小哈里·康尼克 Harry Connick Jr. 饰)的男人,他的出现让露西开始重新思考,自己真正想要的究竟是什么。
Ten years ago, Ginny (Toni Gonzaga), an Architecture student, and Marco (Piolo Pascual), a History professor, began a one-of-a-kind and unpredictable love story. In the five years that they were together, they brought out the best in each other, which included Marco's unrealized dream of becoming a chef. Together, they worked towards their dream of opening up a restaurant, but when Ginny realized her own pursuits were different from his, she rejected his wedding proposal and left the country for a Masters degree in Architecture. At present, Ginny co-owns a one-stop Architecture and Interior Design firm specializing in Restoration. She receives an email from Marco, which was written and sent after their break-up, meant to be read four years later. It makes her feel even more regretful of leaving the love of her life. When their firm receives an offer to restore an old house into a restaurant, she is ecstatic to learn that Marco will be co-owning the restaurant. She takes this as a sign...
Aprilyn who is left by his groom on the day of their wedding becomes viral online. Devastated, she meets Raffy who works at a PR agency hired by the father of the groom who will help her move on.
John Mulaney relays stories from his childhood and Saturday Night Live (1975), eviscerates the value of college, and laments getting older in this comedy special. Other topics qiwan.cc include the church, his family, Trump and pedophiles abducting kids.
Lilah becomes a swinger and her world changes overnight. Once she experiences the pleasures of lovemaking - she goes beyond all boundaries and becomes the seductress.
Fielding Mellish(伍迪·艾伦 Woody Allen 饰)是一个产品测试公司的小职员,他喜欢上一个叫Nancy(露易丝·拉塞尔 Louise Lasser 饰)的女孩。Nancy热衷社会运动和民主革命,却对Mellish没什么兴趣。她去了一个叫San Marcos的国家参与了当地的革命,而为了追随心上人,Mellish也随之去了那里。他阴差阳错的加入了革命军,经过浴血奋战,革命终于成功。原来革命军的领袖却成为了新的独裁者,随即被推翻,Mellish被选举成为新的领袖,顿时威风八面。Mellish更作为国家领导出访美国,受到了隆重的接待。Nancy也十分倾慕这个革命领袖,想方设法接近他,却没料到此人竟是她之前甩掉的Mellish......
When Paula leaves Rio de Janeiro to resume her work as a volunteer doctor in the Amazon, Teto hatches an impulsive plan to follow her and chaos ensues.